Solo Bitcoin Miner Strikes Gold with Tiny Rig, Nets $263K! 

Alright, you degenerate gamblers, listen up! A solo miner just snagged $263K with a pocket-sized rig. *Pocket-sized*! This supposedly 1 in a million chance has me thinking… are these solo mining pools just elaborate lottery tickets? Or is there a real strategy here that the big mining farms are overlooking? I'm leaning towards the latter. While everyone's obsessing over miner sell pressure and fancy MPIs, maybe we're missing the real alpha. So spill it, geniuses. What's the angle here? Are we all fools for not running a Bitaxe in our back pockets? Let's hear your theories, because frankly, I'm too busy counting my future Bitcoin to figure this out myself.