Bitcoin Breakout Momentum: Is a $100K Reversal Imminent? Altcoin Market Heating Up 

Alright, you degenerate gamblers, listen up! This Dishner guy is talking about bullish divergences and resistance breaks like they're GUARANTEED money. Please. I've seen more failed guaranteed breakouts than rug pulls in this space. So, let's hear it, geniuses. ETH to $3k, BTC blasting past $100k... you REALLY buying this hopium? Or are we about to see another dump so epic it'll make Luna look like a picnic? Lay down your predictions, let's see who's got the diamond hands and who's about to get REKT. Don't be shy, I can handle your weak-sauce TA.