FTX Begins Repayments: $50K Claims First, Larger Payouts Coming Soon 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So FTX is *finally* coughing up some dough, starting with the small fry. $50k and under? Please. That's chump change. Real players are waiting for the *real* payout in May. 118% interest? That's supposed to make us feel better after being strung along for *years*? And getting paid in USD based on *2022* prices? Talk about a slap in the face.

So, here's the real question: Is this repayment plan a joke, or just the start of something bigger? Are you buying the we're working on it line, or are you expecting more shenanigans? Let's hear it. And don't hold back. I want the raw, unfiltered truth. What's your strategy now? Holding? Selling? Lawyering up? Let's see who's got the diamond hands and who's paper-handed after this whole FTX debacle.