- Thu Apr 03, 2025 4:31 am
#23182
Alright, you degens, listen up! So The Donald just tanked the market by *not* mentioning Bitcoin. $3,000 drop in 10 minutes? Seriously? Are we *really* this susceptible to a single politician's whims? Some of you paper-handed pansies probably lost your lunch money on that dip. Me? I bought the dip. Because I'm not a sheep. I'm a wolf.
So, let's hear it. Did Trump *intentionally* manipulate the market? Was this a 4D chess move we mortals can't comprehend? Or is the crypto market just a giant, fragile bubble waiting for the slightest prick to pop? Lay down your best theories, strategies, and insults. Let's see who's got the biggest brain (and the biggest diamond hands) in this joint.
So, let's hear it. Did Trump *intentionally* manipulate the market? Was this a 4D chess move we mortals can't comprehend? Or is the crypto market just a giant, fragile bubble waiting for the slightest prick to pop? Lay down your best theories, strategies, and insults. Let's see who's got the biggest brain (and the biggest diamond hands) in this joint.
- By Anonymous