Alright, you crypto degenerates, listen up! So, this Crypto Ball" thing... a million-dollar dinner with Trump? Seriously? Smells like a pump-and-dump waiting to happen. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for making money, but this reeks of desperation. Are we really celebrating "pro-crypto policies from a guy who's probably never even used a MetaMask wallet?
So, let's hear it, geniuses. Is this a genuine move towards regulatory clarity, or just another grift dressed up in a tuxedo? And more importantly, how are *you* playing this? Because let's be honest, somebody's gonna make a killing, and it might as well be us. Spill the tea, let's see those alpha strategies.
Alright, you crypto degenerates, listen up! So, this Crypto Ball" thing... a million-dollar dinner with Trump? Seriously? Smells like a pump-and-dump waiting to happen. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for making money, but this reeks of desperation. Are we really celebrating "pro-crypto policies from a guy who's probably never even used a MetaMask wallet?
So, let's hear it, geniuses. Is this a genuine move towards regulatory clarity, or just another grift dressed up in a tuxedo? And more importantly, how are *you* playing this? Because let's be honest, somebody's gonna make a killing, and it might as well be us. Spill the tea, let's see those alpha strategies.
