Alright, you degens, listen up! So Grandpa Trump is doubling down on the crypto casino, huh? Buying up Bitcoin, Ether, even that XRP garbage. He's calling it a strategic reserve, but let's be real, it sounds more like a pump-and-dump scheme for his cronies. Think the SEC is gonna let this slide? What's the endgame here – retire the national debt with magic internet money? I'm all for sticking it to the establishment, but this reeks of desperation. So, spill the tea, crypto wizards. Am I missing something, or is this the biggest rug pull in history? Don't be shy, let's hear those hot takes.
Alright, you degens, listen up! So Grandpa Trump is doubling down on the crypto casino, huh? Buying up Bitcoin, Ether, even that XRP garbage. He's calling it a strategic reserve, but let's be real, it sounds more like a pump-and-dump scheme for his cronies. Think the SEC is gonna let this slide? What's the endgame here – retire the national debt with magic internet money? I'm all for sticking it to the establishment, but this reeks of desperation. So, spill the tea, crypto wizards. Am I missing something, or is this the biggest rug pull in history? Don't be shy, let's hear those hot takes.