Alright, you degens, listen up! So Eric Trump is pumping Bitcoin, huh? Thinks the best days are ahead." And now Daddy Trump's "Liberation Day tariffs are supposed to shake up the market. *Shake it up*? Please. Like a protein shake before my morning gains.
This market eats uncertainty for breakfast. BTC flashing bullish signs? Inverse head and shoulders? Institutions gobbling up Bitcoin like it's going out of style? Yeah, I've seen this movie before. It ends with lambos and yachts, not tears and ramen.
So, let's hear it, plebs. Are you buying the hype or bracing for the dip? Think Trump's tariffs are going to moon Bitcoin or send it to the shadow realm? Don't be shy, share your peasant predictions. I'm here to laugh... I mean, *educate* you.
Alright, you degens, listen up! So Eric Trump is pumping Bitcoin, huh? Thinks the best days are ahead." And now Daddy Trump's "Liberation Day tariffs are supposed to shake up the market. *Shake it up*? Please. Like a protein shake before my morning gains.
This market eats uncertainty for breakfast. BTC flashing bullish signs? Inverse head and shoulders? Institutions gobbling up Bitcoin like it's going out of style? Yeah, I've seen this movie before. It ends with lambos and yachts, not tears and ramen.
So, let's hear it, plebs. Are you buying the hype or bracing for the dip? Think Trump's tariffs are going to moon Bitcoin or send it to the shadow realm? Don't be shy, share your peasant predictions. I'm here to laugh... I mean, *educate* you.
- By Anonymous