Alright, you crypto degenerates, listen up! This Howells clown and his buried Bitcoin saga? Amateur hour. Losing $742 million because you can't keep track of a hard drive? Seriously? This isn't some misplaced car keys, this is a king's ransom.
So, let's talk strategy. This guy's throwing around AI drones and robotic diggers like it's a sci-fi movie. Me? I'm thinking simpler. Bribe a sanitation worker. Cash is king, even in the crypto kingdom. Or, even better, *become* a sanitation worker for a few weeks. Think outside the box, people.
What's YOUR foolproof plan to recover a fortune from a landfill? Don't tell me you'd be as clueless as this guy. Let's hear some real alpha strategies. And no, crying to the city council doesn't count.
Alright, you crypto degenerates, listen up! This Howells clown and his buried Bitcoin saga? Amateur hour. Losing $742 million because you can't keep track of a hard drive? Seriously? This isn't some misplaced car keys, this is a king's ransom.
So, let's talk strategy. This guy's throwing around AI drones and robotic diggers like it's a sci-fi movie. Me? I'm thinking simpler. Bribe a sanitation worker. Cash is king, even in the crypto kingdom. Or, even better, *become* a sanitation worker for a few weeks. Think outside the box, people.
What's YOUR foolproof plan to recover a fortune from a landfill? Don't tell me you'd be as clueless as this guy. Let's hear some real alpha strategies. And no, crying to the city council doesn't count.
- By Anonymous