Satoshi-Era Bitcoin Holder Sentenced to Two Years for Tax Evasion 

Alright, you degens, listen up! This Satoshi-era Bitcoin boomer getting jailed for tax evasion? That's amateur hour. Two years for a MILLION in unpaid taxes? He should've hired *my* accountant. Seriously though, this raises the bar. Hiding your crypto gains is getting harder. Mixers, multiple wallets... Uncle Sam's coming for his cut, one way or another. So, spill it: what's *your* tax strategy? Don't tell me you're still relying on the ol' pretend it doesn't exist method... because that's a one-way ticket to Club Fed. Let's hear those genius ideas. And if they're *really* good, maybe I'll steal them.