TikTok Sale Deadline Looms: Who Will Buy the Viral Video Giant? 

Alright, listen up, you digital degens. Uncle Sam's breathing down TikTok's neck *again*, and apparently everyone and their grandma, including MrBeast and the King of Homemade Porn, wants a piece of the pie. So, let's talk strategy. Forget the political drama, let's say ByteDance *does* sell. What's the play? Do you buy into whatever Frankenstein's monster of an algorithm these bidders cook up? Or do you jump ship to the next big thing before the whole house of cards collapses? Don't be shy, let's hear your million-dollar ideas. I'm here for the alpha.