Trump's Crypto Embrace: Bullish or Bearish for Wall Street? 

Alright, you crypto degens, listen up! The FT is chattering about Trump and crypto like it's some kind of revelation. Please. Like *I* haven't been saying this whole time that politics and crypto are intertwined. So, let's ditch the newbie jitters and talk strategy. Trump's embrace of crypto... bullish or bearish? And, more importantly, how are *you* positioning yourselves to profit, regardless of which way the orange wind blows? Don't be shy; even the so-called experts at the FT haven't figured this out. Let's hear your *real* alpha.