Trump's Crypto Picks: What Tokens Does He Want the US to Buy? 

Alright, you crypto degens, listen up! So, apparently Trump's got his grubby mitts on some digital assets. *Trump* picking crypto... Seriously? This smells like a pump-and-dump scheme waiting to happen. I'm already ahead of the curve, but what coins do YOU think this clown's stashing? And, more importantly, how are *you* going to play this potential market chaos to line your pockets? Don't be shy, plebs, let's hear your genius strategies. I'm ready to laugh... or maybe even learn something.