Trump's New Crypto Coin: Ethics Concerns and Market Impact 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So The Donald is launching his own meme coins? $TRUMP and $MELANIA? Seriously? This isn't just dipping his toes in the crypto pool, this is a CANNONBALL. Forget the ethics hand-wringing for a second – think *opportunity*. This is gonna send ripples through the *entire* market. Is this a genius power move, setting himself up to capitalize on his own presidency (again)? Or is this a dumpster fire waiting to happen, dragging crypto's reputation down with it? Don't just sit there with your bags of DOGE, let's hear some *real* takes. What's your play here? Are you buying the hype, shorting the inevitable crash, or sitting this one out? I'm already loading up on popcorn, this is gonna be *epic*.