SHIB to the Moon? $1,000 in SHIB Could Be Worth Millions If History Repeats 

Alright, you degens, listen up! This article talks about SHIB potentially hitting some astronomical price target based on past performance. 8.8 *MILLION* dollars from a thousand bucks? Please. I wipe my… well, you get the idea. Anyone who's been around the block knows past performance ain't a guarantee. So, let's get real. SHIB at $0.13? Dream on.

I'm calling it: this is hopium overdose. Market cap, tokenomics, the whole shebang – it's not happening anytime soon. Prove me wrong. What *realistic* price prediction are *you* throwing down for SHIB, and what's your reasoning? Don't come at me with moonboy fantasies; give me some solid DD. Let's see who's actually got the brains and the brass in this game.