SHIB Burns Skyrocket 1,028%, 20,633,494 SHIB Gone Forever 

Alright, listen up, you degens. SHIB burns are up over 1000% and the price jumps 9%? Please. This is child's play. I'm making moves while you're watching meme coins flicker. So let's talk strategy. Anyone banking on SHIB hitting a penny is delusional, but there's money to be made riding these waves. What's your *real* play here? Short-term pump and dump? Or are you holding out for some miracle? Let's hear it. I'm looking for some alpha, not hopium.