US Government Shifts $10M in BTC and ETH: Strategic Reserve or Market Shakeup? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! Uncle Sam's been playing musical chairs with his Bitcoin and Ethereum stash again, shifting over ten million bucks worth. Now, the sheep are bleating about a sell-off, but I'm calling BS. Trump's new Strategic Bitcoin Reserve – sounds like something out of a Bond villain's playbook, right? – means he's more likely HODLing than dumping. So, here's the million-dollar question (or should I say, ten-million-dollar question): Is this the start of a government-backed crypto pump, or just another head fake? Let's hear your predictions, you magnificent bastards. Don't be shy, even your wildest theories are welcome. After all, in the crypto wild west, anything is possible.