Will 25% of S&P 500 Companies Hold Bitcoin by 2030? 

Listen up, you degenerate gamblers and crypto wizards! Some analysts are saying a QUARTER of the S&P 500 will be holding Bitcoin by 2030. A *quarter*! MicroStrategy made bank riding the Bitcoin rocket, but GameStop tried to jump on and ate dirt. So, here's the million-dollar question, and don't give me some weak-sauce answer: Is Bitcoin a legitimate treasury asset play, or is it just a glorified roulette wheel for corporations? Let's hear your hot takes, geniuses. Convince me why I should throw my Lambo money into this or stick with my gold bars.