- Fri Mar 07, 2025 3:00 pm
#22080
Alright, you degens, listen up. So, apparently, the Donald is pushing for a strategic crypto reserve. A *crypto Fort Knox*? Seriously? This smells like a vintage Trump grift, the kind that separates fools from their Bitcoin. Maddow's comparing it to Beanie Babies, which, honestly, is insulting to Beanie Babies. So, let's hear it, geniuses. Is this a stroke of brilliance we're too smooth-brained to comprehend? Or is it just another pump-and-dump scheme designed to line the pockets of the already-rich? Don't be shy, plebs. Let's see those hot takes.