$13B in Crypto Token Unlocks Incoming - Will Volatility Surge? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! Thirteen *billion* dollars worth of tokens are about to flood the market. Think the market's just gonna shrug that off? Think again. Some projects are gonna moon, some are gonna crater. I'm betting on a bloodbath, a glorious, chaotic massacre of the weak. So, what's *your* play, scrubs? Hodling tight, panic selling, or scooping up bargains from the wreckage? Let's hear your strategy," if you even have one. And don't give me that "DYOR garbage. I want to hear *conviction*. Who's ready to get rich or die trying?