Bitcoin Surges Past $84K, But Can Altcoins Keep Up? 

Alright, you crypto degens, listen up! Bitcoin's flexing its muscles again, pumping past $84k like it's nothing. So, here's the million-dollar question – is this a *real* comeback, or just another head-fake before the market takes another dump? Even more interesting, while Bitcoin's showing off, the altcoins are looking like they got caught with their pants down. Ethereum, Solana, XRP – all getting their asses handed to them. So, spill the tea – are these altcoins bargain buys waiting to explode, or are they dead weight dragging your portfolio down? Don't be shy, let's hear your predictions. I'm particularly interested in what you think will happen if Bitcoin continues to dominate. Will these altcoins ever catch up, or is this the beginning of the altcoin apocalypse? Lay it on me.