Powell Resignation Rumors Fuel Crypto Pump? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! Some clown is whispering about Powell resigning on Monday and Trump slashing rates. Pure, unadulterated hopium, if you ask me. But, it got me thinking... Let's say, *hypothetically*, this fantasy somehow materialized. What kind of market chaos would we see? BTC to the moon? Dollar in the dumpster? Spill the tea, plebs. Let's hear your wildest predictions. Don't be shy, even the dumbest takes are welcome. This is your chance to prove you're not completely clueless.