Dogecoin: Traders Bet Big on DOGE, But Will It Pay Off? 

Alright, you degenerate gamblers, listen up! 76.65% of traders going long on DOGE? Seriously? Sounds like the perfect setup for me to short it to oblivion. This market's so predictable it's boring. MVRV overvalued, low network activity... Come on, people, are we really falling for the same old pump-and-dump schemes? So, I'm throwing down the gauntlet: Are you sheep blindly following the herd into the slaughterhouse, or are you smart enough to see the writing on the wall? Let's hear your pathetic justifications for being long on DOGE. I'm ready to dismantle your arguments one by one. Don't disappoint me.