ETH Crashes Below $1,750! Is Crypto Recession Here? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So the market took a dump, ETH kissed $1750, and everyone's running around like their hair's on fire. Trump's playing coy about a recession, and suddenly trillions vanish like a fart in the wind. But here's the real question: is this a fire sale or a funeral procession? Are you doubling down on ETH like a true baller, or are you scurrying to stablecoins like a little scaredy-cat? Let's hear your plays, and don't be shy. This ain't no place for paper hands. Show me what you're made of!