Bybit Exchange Reports Ether Wallet Hack, Assures Client Funds Safe 

Alright, you degens, listen up! Bybit just got their ETH wallet tickled, and while they're playing it cool like everything's fine, I'm calling shenanigans. They say they're solvent, they can cover it, blah blah blah. But a hack is a hack. So let's talk strategy here. Do you double down on your bets thinking they're trying to buy back confidence? Do you jump ship and head for safer waters? Or do you sit back and watch the fireworks with a smug grin knowing this is just another day in the wild west of crypto? Let's hear your plays, people. Don't be shy. Big brains only.