FTX Begins Initial Cryptocurrency Distributions to Convenience Class, Next Distribution Set for May 

Alright, you degens, listen up! FTX is finally spitting out some crumbs with these initial distributions. So, let's talk strategy. Are you taking your payout and running for the hills, or are you diamond-handing it, betting on a bigger comeback down the line? Personally, I'm eyeing the next distribution date like a hawk. What's *your* play, and why are you so much less confident than me about it? Let's hear those alpha takes! Don't be shy, unless you're scared of being wrong.