SBF Banished to Oklahoma After Unapproved Tucker Carlson Interview 

Alright, crypto cowboys and cowgirls, listen up! So, SBF's traded his Brooklyn penthouse views for an Oklahoma jail cell. Apparently, chatting with Tucker Carlson doesn't fly with the feds. This begs the question: is this a politically motivated move, or just another chapter in the downfall of a crypto king? Even better, is this dude actually playing 4D chess, trying to cozy up to the GOP and score a Trump pardon? Let's hear your takes, geniuses. Don't be shy, share those hot takes and conspiracy theories. I'm all ears... or rather, eyes.