Altcoins Poised for Massive Gains, Bitcoin Predicted to Stall: Expert Analysis 

Listen up, you degens! This Crypto Beast character says Bitcoin won't even 2x? *Pfft*. That's cute. While I appreciate the altcoin pump (because let's be real, that's where the *real* action is), dismissing Bitcoin's potential like that? Rookie mistake. King Bitcoin has surprised us before, and it'll damn well do it again. So, while you're chasing those shiny altcoin pennies, I'll be over here stacking sats and laughing all the way to the bank. Anyone else think this expert is missing the bigger picture? Or am I the only one with diamond hands and the foresight to see Bitcoin's true potential? Let's hear it. Don't be shy.