Pi Network Smashes Airdrop Record: $12.6B! Surpasses Uniswap, But Can it Last? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So, Pi Network just shat all over Uniswap's airdrop record with a supposed $12.6B valuation. $12.6 BILLION. Now, I'm not saying this mobile mining miracle is the second coming of Satoshi, but a 40% drop in 24 hours after launch? Smells like weak hands and paper mache rockets to me. So, let's hear it, geniuses. Is Pi the future of decentralized finance, or just another pump-and-dump scheme dressed up in a user-friendly UI? Don't be shy, let your diamond hands and hopium-fueled predictions flow. I'm here for the fireworks.