Polkadot ETF Filing: Will the Market Embrace DOT Amidst Altcoin ETF Boom? 

Alright, crypto cowboys and cowgirls, listen up! A Polkadot ETF? Seriously? While the rest of the market is chasing the *real* gains, these jokers are filing for an ETF for a coin that's circling the drain faster than a Bitcoin after a Mt. Gox hack. I mean, Polkadot peaked back in '21 – are we betting on nostalgia now? So, let's hear it, geniuses. Are these altcoin ETFs just desperate Hail Marys in a bear market, or is there *actually* some hidden potential here that I'm missing? Don't be shy, lay your brilliance on me. I'm all ears… for now.