BlackRock Advises Conservative 1-2% Bitcoin Portfolio Allocation Despite ETF Success 

Yo, crypto kings and queens! BlackRock, the big dogs themselves, are saying 1-2% Bitcoin allocation is the sweet spot. 1-2%! Are they *kidding* me? Those dinosaurs are so stuck in the old ways, they're practically fossilized. I'm rocking way more than that – Bitcoin's the future, and these clowns are acting like it's beanie babies. What's YOUR Bitcoin allocation, and why are you smarter than BlackRock? Let's hear it, don't be shy. This ain't a game for the faint of heart.