Cardano Funding Rates Plunge to Yearly Low - What's Next for ADA? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! ADA's funding rates are in the toilet, lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut. Coinglass says -49%, lowest in a year. So, here's the million-dollar question: are we looking at a glorious opportunity to buy the dip and ride this pony back to the moon, or is this the canary in the coal mine signaling a full-blown ADA implosion? Don't just sit there staring at your charts like a deer in headlights. Spill the beans – what's your play? Are you loading up your bags, or bailing while you can still afford ramen? Let's hear those hot takes, and don't be shy, even if your strategy involves sacrificing a goat to the crypto gods.