Chainlink Price Rebound Imminent? Bullish Signals Emerge 

Alright, listen up, you degens. This Chainlink rebound" prediction? Please. 4.32% staking yield? I'm getting better returns staking dust bunnies under my couch. So LINK's exchange balances are down – big whoop. Whales gonna whale. Someone tell me *why* this isn't just another pump-and-dump waiting to happen. Convince me I shouldn't be shorting this thing to oblivion. And don't come at me with that hopium-laced "bullish flag nonsense. Show me the *real* alpha, or get out of my face.