Bitcoin Dominates as Altcoin Season Index Falters: Is a Bear Market Looming? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! This Altcoin Season Index hovering around 36? Please. That's rookie numbers. Bitcoin holding strong above $96k? Predictable. Like I *didn't* see that coming. But let's be real, 600,000 new tokens in January? The market's flooded with more shitcoins than a whale's toilet. So tell me, geniuses, where's the *real* opportunity? Are you chasing these memecoin pump-and-dumps, or are you strategically positioning yourselves for the *inevitable* altcoin resurgence? Don't just tell me what you're holding, tell me *why*. I want to hear some *conviction*. Impress me.