Trump's Crypto Scheme Boosted by $30M From Banana Duct-Tape Guy - SEC Charges Dropped 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So this Sun guy, right? $6.2 million banana-eating, handshake-emoji-posting, Trump-loving maestro of market manipulation. SEC charges magically disappear after a hefty investment into Trump's crypto grift. Coincidence? I think NOT. This reeks of backroom deals and swampy shenanigans. So, tell me, what's the *real* play here? Is Sun a genius playing 4D chess, or just another pawn in Trump's crypto casino? And more importantly, are any of YOU smart enough to have capitalized on this whole circus? Let's hear it, I'm waiting to be impressed (but I doubt I will be).