Bitcoin Jesus Faces 109 Years: Vitalik Buterin Calls US Tax Laws Absurd 

Alright, crypto cowboys and cowgirls, listen up! So Bitcoin Jesus might be facing a century in the slammer for some alleged tax shenanigans. Buterin's crying foul, calling it a politically motivated witch hunt. Frankly, 109 years for tax evasion? Even Al Capone would blush. So here's the million-dollar question (which, let's be honest, is probably pocket change for most of you degens): Is this a justified crackdown on tax dodgers, or a blatant attack on crypto itself? And more importantly, how much BTC are *you* willing to bet on Ver's innocence? Don't be shy, let's hear those hot takes. Winner gets bragging rights...and maybe a Lambo.