Dogecoin Price Prediction: 100% Chance of Parabolic Rally? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! This rounding bottom nonsense for Dogecoin? Let's be real, it's happened before, and guess what? It'll probably happen again. But here's the million-dollar question: is THIS the bottom, or are we suckers getting played *again*? I'm thinking parabolic rally to the moon, but I'm also not throwing my entire portfolio at it. So, spill it, geniuses. What's YOUR Dogecoin strategy? $0.50 by next week? Or back down to fractions of a penny? Don't be shy, let's hear those hot takes. And if you're still clinging to your Bitcoin maxi delusions, feel free to stay quiet. This is a conversation for winners.