Bitcoin & Crypto Brace for $36 Trillion Fed Price Flip in April? 

Alright, you crypto degens, listen up! This article talks about the Fed potentially flipping the script and going full QE again. Thirty-six TRILLION in debt? Pfft, chump change. They're gonna print their way out of this mess, and guess what? Bitcoin is going to EAT.

So, here's the million-dollar question (which will soon be a thousand-dollar question with all this inflation): Are you positioned to ride this rocket to the moon, or are you gonna be left holding a bag of worthless fiat while I'm sipping champagne on my lunar yacht? Let's hear your plays, plebs. Don't be shy. Show me your diamond hands and your genius strategies. I'm here to judge.