Tether Mints $1B USDT as Bitcoin Breaks Out, Bulls Aim for $88,500 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So Tether just minted a BILLION USDT, and the BTC bulls are sniffing a breakout. BTC is eyeballing $88,500, and some whale just gobbled up 8,888 BTC. Do you think this is just another pump and dump, or are we *really* about to blast off to the moon? I'm already loading my bags, but I want to hear your take. Don't be shy, tell me why I'm right... or desperately wrong. Let's see who's got the biggest brain (and the biggest diamond hands) in this joint.