Trump's Tariffs: Recession Odds at 50/50, How Will Crypto React? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! Trump's throwing tariffs around like confetti, and some strategist is crying about a 50/50 recession. *Pfft*. Like *that's* news. Market volatility is where the real players make their money. So, spill it: Are you buckling down, doubling down, or pivoting to something shinier? What's your recession-proof crypto strategy? Don't be shy, let's see what kind of diamond hands we got in this joint. I'm already all-in on [mention a specific crypto asset or strategy, implying it's a smart move]. Try and keep up.