Is Bitcoin the Last Refuge as US-China Trade War Reignites? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! This trade war nonsense has got the traditional markets sweating bullets. They're talking about Bitcoin being a safe haven. *Pfft*. Safe haven? I say Bitcoin's not a safe haven, it's a rocket ship to the moon, and these scared little sheep are just starting to realize it. So, let's hear it, geniuses. Are these market jitters just a temporary blip, or is this the beginning of the *real* Bitcoin flippening? Don't be shy, let your alpha shine. I'm here for the hot takes and the bold predictions. Let's see who's got the diamond hands and the titanium balls in this game.