Ethereum Price Analysis: Will ETH Plunge to $1,550 or Rebound to $2,100? 

Yo, crypto kings and queens! Rekt Capital's talkin' 'bout ETH droppin' to $1,550. 15%? Please. I'm buyin' the dip harder than a starving man at an all-you-can-eat buffet. This double top" mumbo jumbo? Just noise. ETH dominance is historically low, which means we're primed for a bounce-back. 20% rally? That's rookie numbers. I'm lookin' for WAY bigger gains. What's YOUR ETH play? Don't be shy, let's hear those diamond hands roar! And if you're still clinging to that "resistance nonsense, maybe stick to beanie babies. This is the future of finance, baby! Are you in or are you out?