- Sat Apr 05, 2025 7:51 pm
#23292
Alright, you degenerate gamblers and crypto-wizards, listen up! Trump's throwing another tariff tantrum, and the Fed's playing coy. Powell's all, We'll just *wait and see*, like he's got all the time in the world. Meanwhile, the 10-year treasury yield is tanking faster than Bitcoin after Elon tweets something cryptic. So, here's the million-dollar question, or should I say the million-Satoshi question: are you buying the dip, or are you bracing for the impending market meltdown? Let's hear those high-conviction plays, folks. Don't be shy, show me what you're made of. And for the love of Satoshi, back up your bravado with some solid reasoning!