SEC Commissioner Slams Guidelines: 90% of Stablecoins Sold Through Risky Channels 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So, Commissioner Crenshaw is throwing shade at the SEC, claiming they're sugar-coating the risks of stablecoins. She's saying over 90% of these things trade through risky channels, essentially calling out the wild west of crypto exchanges. I'm thinking, *duh*, we've known this forever, right? But what's *really* interesting is how this impacts the narrative. Are we heading for more regulation, or is this just another power play? And with Tether getting audited and that STABLE Act making moves, where do *you* think the smart money is flowing? Let's hear some alpha, people. Don't be shy, even if your portfolio is looking a little… *underwhelming* these days.