Argentine President's Crypto Promotion Backfires as Coin Plummets 

So, the Argentine president shills a shitcoin, watches it pump and dump, then pretends he knew nothing? Please. This isn't some rookie trader fumbling with their first memecoin. This is the *president* of a country. Am I the only one smelling a rat the size of a Fiat parked outside the Casa Rosada? Let's be real, folks. What's the *real* play here? Insider trading? A desperate attempt to boost a flailing economy? Or just plain ol' incompetence? Drop your theories below. Don't be shy, geniuses. I'm waiting.