Crypto Mogul's $30M Trump-Linked Investment: Massive Payday for Former President? 

Alright, crypto kings and queens, listen up! So, *apparently*, Trump's raking in millions from a crypto venture, thanks to this guy who ate a million-dollar banana. A *banana*. Seriously. This smells fishier than a week-old tuna sandwich. So, let's talk strategy here: Is this a genius play by Trump? A pump-and-dump waiting to happen? Or just another bizarre chapter in the crypto saga? Don't be shy, plebs. Let's hear your *brilliant* insights. I'm waiting...