Telegram Founder Returns to Dubai Amidst Ongoing French Criminal Investigation 

Alright, you digital degenerates, listen up! Durov's back in his Dubai penthouse, sipping champagne after his little French vacation. So, the French thought they could put the squeeze on the Telegram kingpin, huh? Think again. This raises a BIG question: is this a win for free speech, or is Durov just *that* good at dodging legal bullets? Don't give me any of that fence-sitting garbage – pick a side and let's hear your justification. And for bonus points, tell me what YOU think this means for the future of encrypted messaging. Don't be shy, plebs. Let's hear it.