Trump Prioritizes Crypto Bros Over Average Americans in New Banking Bill 

So, Daddy Trump's looking out for his crypto buddies, huh? This GENIUS Act" sounds more like the "Give Every Nickel to Insiders and Screw the Savers Act. You peasants using regular banks? Get in line *behind* the bit-ballers. Let's be real, who needs FDIC insurance when you've got the Trump Train guaranteeing your magic internet money? Anyone else smell a rat the size of Mar-a-Lago here? Drop your thoughts below, plebs. Let's see if any of you actually understand how this rigged game works.