Trump's Crypto Power Grab: Strategic Reserve or Scam? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! So, Uncle Donny's gone full crypto, huh? Strategic Bitcoin Reserve? More like a Strategic Dumpster Fire Reserve, am I right? This ain't beanie babies, folks, and it sure as hell ain't fine art. This is straight-up digital snake oil, and the government's gulping it down like Kool-Aid. So, tell me, geniuses, how long before this house of cards collapses? And who's gonna be left holding the bag when it does? Don't be shy, chime in. I'm here for the meltdown.