Trump's Crypto Reserve: Massive Giveaway to the Super Rich or Strategic Investment? 

Alright, plebs, listen up. So, The Donald" is diving headfirst into the crypto game, creating a "strategic reserve with *my* kind of assets – BTC, ETH, XRP, the whole shebang. Sounds like a sweet deal for those already holding, right? But let's be real, is this a genius power move to solidify the US as the Crypto Capital of the World, or just another billionaire boys club back-scratching session at the expense of the taxpayer? And what's the real endgame here? Spill the tea, degens. Don't be shy. I'm waiting.