Vitalik Buterin Slams Politician-Issued Coins as Bribery Vehicles 

Listen up, you degens and crypto-wizards! So, *apparently*, His Orangeness and the former First Lady have jumped on the Solana bandwagon with their own memecoins. TRUMP and MELANIA. Billions poured in. Buterin's crying about bribery. Warren and Auchincloss are wetting their pants. Cuban's calling it a Madoff scheme. And me? I'm sitting here thinking... this is *peak* crypto chaos.

So, let's talk strategy, people. Is this a rug pull waiting to happen? A genius marketing ploy? A sign of the apocalypse? Or just another day in the wild west of Web3? Spill the tea. Let's see who's got the diamond hands and the brains to navigate this dumpster fire. Don't be shy. Big brains only.